brett
June 18th, 2003, 02:26 AM
Neighbour: "This is your last chance, Floyd. Either eliminate your weapon of mass destruction, or else!"
Floyd: "Or else what?"
Neighbour: "I will destroy you with MY weapon of mass destruction!"
...
Neighbour: "Did I mention God is on our my side?"
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Listen Floyd, You are not allowed to possess weapons of mass destruction.
Why not, you've got one.
Because I am responsible and I love peace.
You threatened to drop it on me because my kumquat tree was dropping kumquats on your lawn..
I love peace, not kumquats.
I would scan them if I can but scanner broken ;( Other than the one I saw posted in another thread recently, got any good ones? Or links to a site of them?
Floyd: "Or else what?"
Neighbour: "I will destroy you with MY weapon of mass destruction!"
...
Neighbour: "Did I mention God is on our my side?"
__________________________________________________ _______________
Listen Floyd, You are not allowed to possess weapons of mass destruction.
Why not, you've got one.
Because I am responsible and I love peace.
You threatened to drop it on me because my kumquat tree was dropping kumquats on your lawn..
I love peace, not kumquats.
I would scan them if I can but scanner broken ;( Other than the one I saw posted in another thread recently, got any good ones? Or links to a site of them?