What TFC Map Would You Make in Real Life?

[Tripwire]

Ok, if you had the money to do it, what tfc map would you build and why?

I would build Prodigal_r because I love those respawn air tubes :)

[aSphyxiation]

the-climb so i can climb up and fall off on the last few jumps like i always do.

[theCops]

concmap_r

[One Winged Angel]

warpath so I can kick ass in real life

[StQ]

2fort so i could camp my moms basement

[ReCoN]

dustbowl

itd be pretty sweet to see huge walls carved out of rock and stuff

[Jarek]

ass_dm, it would be like a new death sentence. you just throw two inmates into a tiny pit like that and have them battle to death with rocket launchers

[Pritz]

Schtop. So I could pretend to have lightsabre battles and play TFC at the same time.

[Cer]

definately canalzone since its a cool map and i could unlock the secret and drive the boat around the canals

[caedere]

Skeeball to shoot all the llamas/hackers that we'd force to be "civilians".

Now that's a death sentence :p

[di.oof]

kz_wsp_marioland

[Telos]

avanti, it seems like such a quaint little town

[Gogeta]

area49/tehsurf

[ReCoN]

avanti, it seems like such a quaint little town

yeah actually avanti would be sweet. if u made it into an actually town id move there. lets get that Virgin Mobile guy to create avanti.realife

[shaft]

volleyball

[Dustnz.]

crossover2

[ooz]

A concmap would be fun, but an escape map would be just as awsome

[Suicidal Bastard]

nightshift_r
now that would be fun

[Zogo]

I've gone on the record stating that I WILL build a life-sized 2fort structure if I ever get rich.

[Frag]

hunted or mortality

[jav]

some sort of deathmatch map

[lollingat]

haste so i could trick people into stepping onto those triangles

[dylan]

I've gone on the record stating that I WILL build a life-sized 2fort structure if I ever get rich.

omgf we can have paintball CTF there.

[hate]

avanti would have some sick ledges, stairs, banks, and rails for skating ^_^

[Colli]

shark_ctf so i can shark omgz :)

[AGT-Shady]

Either rats or Turkeyburgers just for the absurdity.

[Ke-]

Minigolf, although I doubt we could find the real-life "balls" that would be willing to let me shoot them.
ductape and rope works wonders

[equ1n0x]

I've gone on the record stating that I WILL build a life-sized 2fort structure if I ever get rich.

Then you can have competitions seeing who can swim from the water to the base without air.

[spin]

ukfootie

oh wait...

[Quattro]

sa_blockfort

so I could play MarioCart multiplayer in RL !!!

Go Karts!

[di.oof]

omgf we can have paintball CTF there.
I would be highly interested in seeing a paintball detpack.

[Magus]

though it may not count, i'd do snark_pit

[praxis]

rock2, swimming into caves and releasing gas for the win. plus, you get stylin protective suits.

[Thrash]

Rock2 as a paintball map would be tight, assuming the gas knocked you out and didn't.. you know... kill you.

[Zogo]

omgf we can have paintball CTF there.

I'd live in it..I wouldn't want it to get messy.

respawns = bathrooms
flagroom = bedroom/lounge maybe.
entrance area = lounge
grate = kitchen
ramp room = dining room
water = pool

I'd make a few modifications to make it more accessible. probably put a ladder to the one respawn so you could climb up. an 8 or 9 foot dropoff would be stupid.

also the elevator couldn't be real. I don't think they have anything like that technology.

Then you can have competitions seeing who can swim from the water to the base without air.

sounds dangerous..some people would probably drown.

[Pet]

the strip club in asti_r (with female dancers of course)

[Magus]

crossfire so i could call air raids

[Thrash]

also the elevator couldn't be real. I don't think they have anything like that technology.
Uh.. why not? It's just a platform being raised up. I can't imagine that not being in exsistance yet.

[Colli]

i think he means how it doesn't let enemy players use it

[illmatiC]

buy a new car.

[equ1n0x]

I'd live in it..I wouldn't want it to get messy.

water = pool

That would be awesome if you could jump from the bment to the pool without hitting the ground.

[dos]

Hm. Lets goto Maya. :o

[equ1n0x]

Hm. Lets goto Maya. :o
Lol, everyone would get scared by the door on cap1

[PSYCOSACK]

ass_dm, it would be like a new death sentence. you just throw two inmates into a tiny pit like that and have them battle to death with rocket launchers
what a waste of a choice.
I would want to see destroy_l turned into a sk8 park

[SteelValor]

bloodtube ... then I would invite Mexi over and tk him

[Thrash]

I was thinking smooth was more of your kind of map SV.

[Ignatz]

Lol, everyone would get scared by the door on cap1
Actually I think the sacrificed skeleton on the altar would freak them out pretty good before they got to the door

I myself would make thecove, it's got nice beaches, a little seaside town with shops and a church, a fortress and a pirate ship to trick around in.

[gosu]

monkey_l..


i just like the whole looks of the yard..

[Cereal_Spiller`]

mortality so i can run through the shoop all day

[dys]

borderhl.bsp because i'm fucking hungry

[KnuX]

mulch_trench. Who wouldn't get a hardon hearing that ambient voice ...
"You have captured the enemy flag."

[Neuri]

mulch_trench. Who wouldn't get a hardon hearing that ambient voice ...
"You have captured the enemy flag."

winner.

[Zogo]

That would be awesome if you could jump from the bment to the pool without hitting the ground.

yea I wish I had the measurements to scale..maybe based on a unit being 6'0" or something.

Uh.. why not? It's just a platform being raised up. I can't imagine that not being in exsistance yet.

the speed at which it goes up and down (and its sensing ability.)..I don't know if it's possible.

i think he means how it doesn't let enemy players use it

the same would go for the doors.

actually I don't know if I'd put turrets up..I wouldn't want one of those things malfunctioning and killing a bunch of people. and even it did work I wouldn't want bullets ricocheting all over the place and leaving the room looking like a mess.

mulch_trench. Who wouldn't get a hardon hearing that ambient voice ...
"You have captured the enemy flag."

just what we need..a bunch of nerds chasing after a disembodied voice.

[RaisinBran]

Mooncheese

[Lsd]

RedGiant to scale, though i would install a fence on the ledges at the top of the bases, im not fucking paying for a lawsuit against idiots who fall off. Ill just laugh and shoot them.

[Pablo999]

arise... so i could recreate those 2 weeks of hell for the rest of the world to enjoy :P

[dys]

bitches need to play some borderhl to appreciate my reply.

http://www.filefactory.org/download.php?fileid=923&PHPSESSID=a263f1720873ac3d74bc9ce356d976ff

[[GoW]HK]

dont be bitter.

ss_nyx seems like a much better choice for a house to me than 2ofrt. plus you get to slide down that awesome ramp (although you'd have to put pillows at the bottom)

[Zogo]

RedGiant to scale, though i would install a fence on the ledges at the top of the bases, im not fucking paying for a lawsuit against idiots who fall off. Ill just laugh and shoot them.

have them sign a waiver..then laugh as they fall off.


if I had a ton of land I'd build nml3..that thing is a fortress. it's built like norad.

[KnuX]

On second thought I'd create bounce and only allow my friends to snipe. They'd have to sign waivers of course.

[Jarek]

aww knux, then u wont be able to respawn so u can get chain raped :(