Miyagi's New Signature

[FireWall]

Unparalleled awesomeness. It deserves its own thread.

[spin]

aggreed its just awesome

[miyagi]

my penis thanks you both from the bottom of his shaft.

[snaggle]

Is that some kind of scary troll woman...or is it just the angle. She looks like Leprechaun...

[ReCoN]

i believe the one crouching is nor, the troll is VP, and the one sitting is tys.

[tice]

i was wearing my new shoes

[Lsd]

the midget scares me

[StudMuffin420]

that's fairly neat

but my sig is mighty neat as well.

[VP-]

my hair so fucking rocks.

[adamantium]

the midget scares me

Seriously, the whole situation looks kind of creepy.

[miyagi]

Seriously, the whole situation looks kind of creepy.
subterranean homesick alien

[polarity]

I'm the chair. I love it when tys sits on my face like that.

[adamantium]

subterranean homesick alien

I read the lyrics. I don't have any idea wtf you're talking about.

[unfy]

that's fairly neat

but my sig is mighty neat as well.


no

[miyagi]

I read the lyrics. I don't have any idea wtf you're talking about.
lol, did you really read the lyrics?

[ReCoN]

unravelling the complex maze known as miyagis mind. why attempt

[adamantium]

lol, did you really read the lyrics?

Aye, that I did. Am I a retard? I feel like something went way over my head.

[miyagi]

To be frank, I have no idea why I replied with "subterranean homesick alien". It just seemed to sound right at the time and there's nothing I can do about that.

Maybe I was thinking about Ok Computer by Radiohead, and how awesome that album was. I listened to that album a lot in my last Summer in Holland, I celebrated daily by smoking numerous joints.

The first time I hit the bong I saw a man with two dogs in the not-so-far distance. Every hazey second they came closer and closer, the dogs dragging the man with vicious teeth showing. They started barking. Closer and closer they came, the man powerless against the snarling beasts at the end of the leash. And then suddenly the were gone. I blinked for a few seconds and began realizing it had all been a hallucination, and noticed a large solid rock in front of me. Out of instinct, I picked up the rock with my left hand - my stronger hand - and held it parallel to my head as if to throw it. I turn to face my friend on the right, and proceed to smash the rock into his face until it turns concave and I can see the ruined remains of where his jaw used to be. Bits of gum, chipped tooth, and bone fragments cover my bloody lower arm. I cut my wrist and splatter blood onto the gorey rock. The pool of blood in the grassy floor beneath me radiates a subtle warmth in the cold October night. I lick the bloody rock clean and place it down beside me.
It is complete.

Slimy crimson snakes paint the green floor in the bright moonlight. Crawling toward me, they are coming for me and they are going to kill me. I can hear them slithering between the blades of moist grass, closer and closer they come. Every second I stay here death will catch up with me faster than it should. I must make every effort to leave this situation and return to the beginning.

The primordial ooze bubbles furiously in the steaming pools not five meters from my bare feet. I am drawn towards the scarlett liquid and jump into largest of the three pools surrounding me. My skin peels off instantly, slowly every layer of flesh is boiled off, and soon I am but a boney shell.

A banana leaf covers the bottom of my metal tray in the air-conditioned comfort of the Holiday Inn Manila. Atop it an ice-filled glass and a can of Pepsi, pearls of condensation water already layering the thin aluminium surface. "One of these days, I'm going to cut you, into little peices", I mumble to myself, over and over again until I notice a red stain on the thigh of my pants. My clenched fist slowly relaxes and the source of the red is discovered. I open the palm of my hand and a pool of liquid collects, a figure appears suddenly from the center. It glows a warm orange, my face lights up and I am sucked into the creatures mouth at the speed of light. The pool of blood remains static in mid-air for several seconds before landing on the stone floor with a loud splash. Nobody notices my disappearance and I am never herad from again.

[adamantium]

To be frank, I have no idea why I replied with "subterranean homesick alien". It just seemed to sound right at the time and there's nothing I can do about that.

Maybe I was thinking about Ok Computer by Radiohead, and how awesome that album was. I listened to that album a lot in my last Summer in Holland, I celebrated daily by smoking numerous joints.

The first time I hit the bong I saw a man with two dogs in the not-so-far distance. Every hazey second they came closer and closer, the dogs dragging the man with vicious teeth showing. They started barking. Closer and closer they came, the man powerless against the snarling beasts at the end of the leash. And then suddenly the were gone. I blinked for a few seconds and began realizing it had all been a hallucination, and noticed a large solid rock in front of me. Out of instinct, I picked up the rock with my left hand - my stronger hand - and held it parallel to my head as if to throw it. I turn to face my friend on the right, and proceed to smash the rock into his face until it turns concave and I can see the ruined remains of where his jaw used to be. Bits of gum, chipped tooth, and bone fragments cover my bloody lower arm. I cut my wrist and splatter blood onto the gorey rock. The pool of blood in the grassy floor beneath me radiates a subtle warmth in the cold October night. I lick the bloody rock clean and place it down beside me.
It is complete.

Slimy crimson snakes paint the green floor in the bright moonlight. Crawling toward me, they are coming for me and they are going to kill me. I can hear them slithering between the blades of moist grass, closer and closer they come. Every second I stay here death will catch up with me faster than it should. I must make every effort to leave this situation and return to the beginning.

The primordial ooze bubbles furiously in the steaming pools not five meters from my bare feet. I am drawn towards the scarlett liquid and jump into largest of the three pools surrounding me. My skin peels off instantly, slowly every layer of flesh is boiled off, and soon I am but a boney shell.

A banana leaf covers the bottom of my metal tray in the air-conditioned comfort of the Holiday Inn Manila. Atop it an ice-filled glass and a can of Pepsi, pearls of condensation water already layering the thin aluminium surface. "One of these days, I'm going to cut you, into little peices", I mumble to myself, over and over again until I notice a red stain on the thigh of my pants. My clenched fist slowly relaxes and the source of the red is discovered. I open the palm of my hand and a pool of liquid collects, a figure appears suddenly from the center. It glows a warm orange, my face lights up and I am sucked into the creatures mouth at the speed of light. The pool of blood remains static in mid-air for several seconds before landing on the stone floor with a loud splash. Nobody notices my disappearance and I am never herad from again.

Okay, I'll stop asking questions of you. :D

[miyagi]

I'm happy we understand eachother.

[snaggle]

Shame on you for not knowing the lyrics to Subterranean Homesick Alien in the first place...OK Computer is the finest album ever to grace the ears of humans.

[adamantium]

Shame on you for not knowing the lyrics to Subterranean Homesick Alien in the first place...OK Computer is the finest album ever to grace the ears of humans.

I am utterly ashamed :( I have never heard a Radiohead song in my life. But, I have at this very moment begun to download the OK Computer album to check it out and hopefully redeem myself.

Also, so that this isn't completely off topic - your new sig is still creepy miyagi.