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Rimuladas
August 28th, 2006, 06:54 PM
A Polish man has a new tongue - made out of his buttocks.
Jarislav Ernst, who underwent surgery at the Gliwice General Hospital, is delighted with his new fully functioning tongue.
Doctor Stanislaw Poltorek said: "The new tongue is alive and well-supplied with blood, and the patient is doing well." Mr Ernst's original tongue was removed after it was found to be cancerous.
Dr Poltorek added: "We removed the tumour-filled tongue and then collected skin, fat and nerve tissue from the man's buttocks and modelled that into a new tongue, which we sewed into his mouth."


http://www.pr-inside.com/tongue-in-cheek-r16383.htm

I will be the first to say:

Not suprisingly, after surgery, everything tasted like shit. :D
snaggle
August 28th, 2006, 08:05 PM
I'm still not quite sure what to make of all of this.
Streetwolf
August 28th, 2006, 08:37 PM
Well that really sucks ass.
Ke-
August 28th, 2006, 09:33 PM
Well that really sucks ass.
rofl
DarthGreg
August 28th, 2006, 10:30 PM
That's awesome.
senor-turkey-lurkey
August 28th, 2006, 10:47 PM
Should i be calling the polish authorities about that video?

i'm preeeeeeety sure I should be.
Zogo
August 28th, 2006, 10:50 PM
is there a picture?



PS that video is odd.
bergenhell
August 28th, 2006, 11:05 PM
that video made me google "retard porn" and I've never ejaculated that often in my life.
Lt.
August 28th, 2006, 11:06 PM
medically, tahts interesting.

but all else, icky
senor-turkey-lurkey
August 28th, 2006, 11:07 PM
Things I have determined from watching other videos.

1. Polish water is filthy.

2. She's not really retarded so all those thoughts I had about molesting here were only sorta wrong.
Scorcher
August 29th, 2006, 12:02 AM
That's awesome.

Assome?

sorry
sparkz
August 29th, 2006, 01:25 AM
that video made me google "retard porn" and I've never ejaculated that often in my life.

eew.
Tone-Loc
August 29th, 2006, 10:31 AM
This thread is useless without pics. :mad:


EDIT: OK, I just watched the video linked in post #2, and I am going to go slit my wrists for laughing so hard at that poor girl. Once she got in the "water" (and I use the term loosely), I freakin lost it. I'm sorry, God.