Freshmen initiations

[DaRkK]

Anyone got any ideas that would be easy to do?

pretty much every freshmen has to do something really sick and idiotic and if u cant think of anything the other people will which usually consists of drinking piss or suttin

[Kutan]

*insert homoerotic action put across as totally straight because it's between "bros"*


It'd probably be a lot easier to just have sex with the freshman males instead of doing some lame gay act like forcing them to stand naked in a pool of water while peeing on them.

[spin]

frats :rolleyes:

[DaRkK]

haha well last yr a bunch of kids pitched in and got strippers idk if i wanan do that tbh

[-Serialchilla-]

Wait, so you're doing the initiations? Is this for final initiation, where the hazing ends and the partying begins? Then guess what? Party. Massive fucking party. Do it up any way you can, just make it massive. Strippers help, but if you have a big enough party you won't need strippers. You'll have drunken sorority chicks, who are a lot cheaper than strippers in more ways than one. If you can't get lots of people for a party, take 'em out to a titty bar.

[bergenhell]

make them do blindfolded beer bong hits, then on the last one get everyone to piss in the funnel.

[DaRkK]

well there isnt any hazing it sjust the first party we r having n shit and if u dont do it then u dont get to go see the next year freshmen's shit pretty much

[Hellsy]

Make them watch the -459 avi.
















And I'm just kidding. It's a fine avi.

[Tercel]

didnt quite get that one hellsy :confused:

[Magus]

If they're like you, they should be taken to an ESL class.

[waffle]

Have you seen Dazed and Confused? Follow that movie.

[Mityas]

is this for a fraternity or high freshmen?

[Killian]

Hopefully a frat.

[Sufjan]

I did tried not to speak out, I TRIED. But I had to click the post button.

You people are idiots.

[tice]

Stop playing TFC/posting on the Catacombs.

Rite of passage.

[maizy]

here are some of the ideas i gave some frat friend for passage (i never belonged to them but was their "hook up" throughout college)

1. Find a nasty drunk/homeless guy. Pay him $100 bucks to give lap dances to the freshman. Make the freshman put $20 into his underwear. The more drunk/fucked up he is the funnier. Dunno if the frat ever did that one.

2. Pour an insane amount of red dye into their drinks. Make them fuck a nasty soriety girl (moo cows). The next morning, they should be pissing red. Scare the fuck out of them

3. Stole this idea from a shitty movie. Get the freshman really fucking hammered. Than put him in the drivers seat of the car. Do some bullshit 360's with your leg on the gas and wheel. In midturn, yell really loud, that should scare the shit out of him.

4. Dose his drinks/food with some sort of exlax. Pay the really hot soriety (i know i can't spell that word) to cocktease him. Than have her take him to the room...and time it just right so he has the shits.

5. Make him fight the biggest guy at the local bar.

6. Make him wear diapers for a whole day at school

7. Replace his shampoo with hair dye or some sort of itching gel.

[Lanx0r]

I was the president of my fraternity (Delta Upsilon) my senior year in college.

We never made our frosh do anything dangerous... but we would "ask" them to do some funny shit.

Each big brother would give his little a special gift. For instance, one of my littles we called Lil Jon (small kid named jon...and very WASP). So naturally, I made him carry around a pimp cup and say "YEAAAAA," "OOOOOKK!!!!," "AWWW SKEET SKEET," etc whenever I saw him. I even had him do it in class.

Another one of my bro's had his little (aka Tinkerbell) carry around a talking Cinderella wand and bless people.

My favorite though was this one. This one brother we had was fucking hilarious. He named his little Chunk (fat kid from the Goonies) and would make him jump up in front of his classes and do the Truffle Shuffle. Fucking classic.

Worst thing we would do would make em compete for the "prize" at the end of Hell Week. Whoever *won* would be presented with a plate of all types of shit: week old fish, canned tuna/mackerel, cottage cheese, ketchup, dog/cat food, doe urine, natty light, etc. They would have to dig 4 quarters outta the mess without using hands or feet. We didn't make em eat it... they just had to find it by pushing the shit around with their face. And we always would have 3 or 4 actives jump in and help em out, too.

[dook]

don't the frats just make you suck a dick when you enter? you know, to prove you're one of them?

[voidobot]

Limits are what people all around you try to place on you throughout your life. Limits is what makes people mediocre. The key is not to allow them to weaken you by infecting you with their loser's attitude. Spend 99% of your time ripping yourself apart to get better, and the other 1% of your time punishing yourself because you should be further along. My advice: Becoming your own worst enemy is the only way to know greatness. This is how you overcome

[senor-turkey-lurkey]

like 9 of you frat guys should have a huge orgy with about 4 of the best hung black guys you can meet and not let the freshmen join in.

[ob]

stereotyping.