Im getting banned.

[juutso-]

So, my story is ridiculous (in short, the game was paused so my mom could use the computer, my mom gets on the computer, thinks its frozen and starts hitting all the buttons, then tercel unpaused the came and coincidentally my mom detted on tercel as soon as he touched my pipes, i know its an unlikely story but its the truth, if i had to make up a story about this i wouldnt include one as stupid as saying my mom did it. anyway it looks like autodet since i was "AFK") ya, you watch the demo it looks like autodet. no one believes me which is typical, and this is the first time ive ever been challenged for hacks in 6 years of TFC play. I'll be honest TFC is a dead game, but that doesnt give any reason to hack, and I am strictly against hacking and always have been, (removing players from clans that ive lead and turning in demos constantly (those of you who dont like me will reply to this with, "well why dont you turn one in for yourself", to which i reply fuck you)

supposidly the sta admins are going off this:
[diSEMBOWELMENT`oq] if you zoom in and analyzy the pixels and measure the distance as the delta speed changes, you can easily tell when the pipes blow
[diSEMBOWELMENT`oq] and that distance is constant in most of your dets


1) There is no way thats accurate
2) If some how in gods creation that that is accurate then oh well guess im fucked, to much coincidence for it to be real i suppose.
3) If you watch the HLTV or w/e (i dont have it), then youll see all my dets leading up to it are legit.
4) I got turned in by Kittyeater (a banned hacker)

I've had lots of people asking me if i hacked in the time being. including a lot of hassling from people that respected me.

[DScout] Did you hack bro?
[DScout] What did you use?

[crestside[INC]] u were autodetting?

[gr33n] haha hacker autodet
[gr33n] autodet

[Rab-] bro let me see your demo?
[Rab-] i cant have someone like that in my clan.

(Sta - UGC anticheat admin in his most mature moment)
[Ground|Zero] autodet hacker
[Ground|Zero] Your so busted just admit to it.

I love re-telling my story to all of them.

I do have a lot of believers, just trust me cause im to lazy to post the irc logs of all of them. But, followers arent going to stop the STA admins when theyre on the hunt for hackers.

Anyway im not leaving this to get input on what ya'll think cause unfortunatly it doesnt make a difference (good or bad) and besides i just dont give a fuck if im getting banned anyway. I will say honestly i have never hacked, and people have been telling me if i just admit to it the admins wont ban me etc. It sucks when there is nothing you can do about it

[diSEMBOWELMENT`oq] there is a way of clearing you
[diSEMBOWELMENT`oq] what did you use?

Anyway i am leaving this as a goodbye to the community and be safe. Not much i can really do i suppose. Guilty until proven innocent. Thanks.

[azian]

[INC]OMING ANOTHER 12 PAGES

[Cent]

Down sizing TFC then pressing your det key doesnt det your pipes does it? But then again the only way I would believe you is that what kind of retard would set a pipe trap, with people in the server and have autodet on.

[Malice]

Down sizing TFC then pressing your det key doesnt det your pipes does it? But then again the only way I would believe you is that what kind of retard would set a pipe trap, with people in the server and have autodet on.

if tfc is min it wont det, but hes sayin it was still ingame while his mom pressed buttons

[-=PoW=-Crimmy]

he didnt say it was minimized, maybe his mom is a closet tfc player

[konny]

shook is legit,

ke is a banned hacker multiple times plus hes pretty bad.

ive never seen shook hack, never thought he did, nor have i heard of anyone accuse him before of the monstrosity.

whats more fucked up is people from his own clan are ratting him out.. plague, everyone in tfc accuses u of hax, so u cant say shit bitch

-raped

[N4P4LM]

so your mom started mashing on a bunch of buttons because she thought the PC was froze, but the only one that she managed to hit that you have bound to something in TFC was to det your pipes, and she just happened to hit that when someone was running into your pipes?
the stories keep getting better.
+1 for originality.

[dummy]

extinction2.avi was a pretty good avi, you should release a 3rd

[Hampster]

If you want to provide proof, have your mother issue an apology and admit that you two were arguing. Record her talking and post it.

[juutso-]

If you want to provide proof, have your mother issue an apology and admit that you two were arguing. Record her talking and post it.

haha ya i actually told the STA admins to give me a goddamn number and ill have my mom call and tell them. And as for whoever said something about my mashing keys and timing it right, hey it happened its the truth my special key is "h" and my detpipe is mwheeldown, most likely she hit "h". im sorry if you think its ridiculous its the truth.

[dakine`]

Didnt alligator leave on bunnyhop.dll after a prac and someone recorded it?

[N4P4LM]

haha ya i actually told the STA admins to give me a goddamn number and ill have my mom call and tell them. And as for whoever said something about my mashing keys and timing it right, hey it happened its the truth my special key is "h" and my detpipe is mwheeldown, most likely she hit "h". im sorry if you think its ridiculous its the truth.

it's not ridiculous that she hit your detpipe or special key...it's ridiculous that she hit it at the exact right time, and also didnt manage to hit anything else that you have bound...like your movement, gren prime, jump, etc.

[Slinky]

wow that sucks bro I believe you

[juutso-]

it's not ridiculous that she hit your detpipe or special key...it's ridiculous that she hit it at the exact right time, and also didnt manage to hit anything else that you have bound...like your movement, gren prime, jump, etc.


yes and i completely understand what your saying thats what i was thinking as well, but i use the arrow keys for movement and the only keys i have bound i think on the keyboard it self is "[" for command menu "]" for discard enter flor slot1, shift for slot5, the only reason h was bound was because its my least likely button to use for special, i only use special when im playing sniper (which si like never), well just incase i dont want the special to be to far away, but i wanted it to be far enough away where i wouldnt hit it by accident. so that is why "h" was bound.

[N4P4LM]

whatever man....your story just doesnt cut it. i dunno about the rest of you, but when i've seen people on a PC that they think is froze, the first thing they usually do is shake the mouse back and forth and start clicking with it. i'm gonna have to guess you aim with the keyboard and dont have mouse1 bound to +attack.

[bergenhell]

i dont think i've ever seen someone press a button when they think a computer is frozen WITHOUT SHAKING THE MOUSE ALL OVER THE PLACE FIRST. worst cover story ever, enjoy your ban.

edit: napalm get out of my head!

[-CyRuS-]

i read the story im just trying to understand, if your mom was going to use the computer, (which it has happened with me before) i minimize the game, and let her do her thing. but from what you said, you paused the game and let her use it, im assuming your mom knows how to minimize the game, if not im guess you just left her there to figure it out on her own. cuz if i left the computer with a game on, shed be like ummm ok could u close this or something so i can use it, i dunno but to me that dosent make sense, unless ur now trying to say she was minimizing it while pressing "h" or wutever she was doing typing or pressing random shit

[Karms]

Id rather play ke hacking than you legit, lepers are funner to be around

[free]

^^^^berg and napalm


seriously, that is the shittiest cover up story EVER

[Black Hand]

this is just silly, should have stuck to the classic it was my brother excuse.

[`Spook]

OMG MOMOWNED!!!!1111!!!1

ps. if you are really innocent i truly apologize for how much i l;aughed at your situation.

pps. if you are not innocent, thank you for the most fun ive had on the cats in over a year

[-CyRuS-]

i think this should get moved to the cesspool :D

[jabroni]

you shouldnt cheat

[Ground|Zero]

(Sta - UGC anticheat admin in his most mature moment)
[Ground|Zero] autodet hacker
[Ground|Zero] Your so busted just admit to it.

WRONG - damn dude if your going to post logs atleast post what i really said. We were in vent (damn i wish i would have recorded that shit) cause you said very clearly your MOM hit your scroll button. You got called out by multiple players, cried and left then i was asked to send you a PM since you put that person on ignore. I sent you the pm and you opened the bottle by saying 'i dont autodet' so as a PLAYER of the game i in return asked questions. Was i professional? Simple answer NO, was i acting as an admin at that point in time interigating you? NO or i wouldnt have even been speaking with you about it.

Our conversation was player to player which carried over from ventrillo into PM.


Session Start: Tue Sep 05 20:18:04 2006
Session Ident: ShoOk
(20:18:04pm) Session Ident: ShoOk (~benjisatc@adsl-68-74-154-60.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
(20:18:04pm) · ShoOk · gz, i dont have autodet gr33n is making it up cause he knows it gets me mad
(20:22:09pm) · Ground|Zero · green asked me to send this to you :-/
(20:22:10pm) · Ground|Zero · (20:21:38pm) · gr33n · [21:21] <gr33n> you were already removed frmo rosters before you just quit Laughing Out Loud dumbass and you are gettin the ban for your autodet
(20:22:20pm) · Ground|Zero · now quit ignoring him
(20:22:22pm) · Ground|Zero · so he wont pm me
(20:22:27pm) · ShoOk · why?
(20:22:31pm) · ShoOk · hes a little baby just for sending that
(20:22:43pm) · ShoOk · and tell him hes got no proof of autodet
(20:23:14pm) · Ground|Zero · so you detting while afk is just a coincident?
(20:25:41pm) · ShoOk · got it on demo?
(20:25:46pm) · ShoOk · no i think not
(20:25:47pm) · Ground|Zero · yes actually i do
(20:25:50pm) · Ground|Zero · :-P
(20:25:50pm) · ShoOk · rofl
(20:25:53pm) · ShoOk · gl with that
(20:26:12pm) · ShoOk · that was totally my mom owning tercel there we no autodet involved
(20:26:44pm) · Ground|Zero · demo looks pretty convincing to me while your afk and detting with your back turned and in a pit, unless you got some type of amazing story of how thats possible?
(20:26:56pm) · ShoOk · there you go right there
(20:27:00pm) · ShoOk · you just contridicted yourself
(20:27:05pm) · ShoOk · my back was turned to the pipes
(20:27:11pm) · Ground|Zero · so?
(20:27:22pm) · Ground|Zero · autodet works that way as well, lol
(20:27:23pm) · ShoOk · AUTODET ONLY WORKS IF YOUR LOOKING AT THE PIPES
(20:27:26pm) · ShoOk · neg
(20:27:27pm) · Ground|Zero · WRONG
(20:27:30pm) · Ground|Zero · lolz
(20:27:32pm) · ShoOk · disputed already
(20:27:48pm) · Ground|Zero · dispute all you want, i can show you 3 diff hacks that work that way
(20:27:54pm) · ShoOk · ok
(20:28:01pm) · ShoOk · i can show you a screenshot of my team fortress folder
(20:28:03pm) · ShoOk · as well as this
(20:28:06pm) · Ground|Zero · i dont need it
(20:28:11pm) · ShoOk · you cant dispute a demo in a private server for a 2v2
(20:28:15pm) · Ground|Zero · yes i can
(20:28:16pm) · ShoOk · only if the hacks were used in a match
(20:28:16pm) · Ground|Zero · lolz
(20:28:18pm) · ShoOk · there for again
(20:28:19pm) · Ground|Zero · nope
(20:28:22pm) · ShoOk · your once wrong
(20:28:27pm) · ShoOk · find send it in
(20:28:28pm) · ShoOk · doesnt matter
(20:28:30pm) · Ground|Zero · 2v2 hacks are bannable in STA and tfl
(20:28:34pm) · Ground|Zero · err
(20:28:35pm) · ShoOk · ok gl with that
(20:28:35pm) · Ground|Zero · UGC
(20:28:39pm) · ShoOk · its obviously not hacks
(20:28:49pm) · Ground|Zero · it obviously is
(20:28:56pm) · Ground|Zero · from my pov
(20:29:04pm) · ShoOk · well your must be an expert
(20:29:05pm) · ShoOk · send it in
(20:29:06pm) · Ground|Zero · which is why im asking for an explanation
(20:29:09pm) · ShoOk · p.s. im saving these logs
(20:29:13pm) · Ground|Zero · i dont care
(20:29:16pm) · Ground|Zero · save them
(20:29:17pm) · Ground|Zero · post them
(20:29:48pm) · Ground|Zero · only thing that will do is prove 2 things, your a moron and you thought hacking in 2v2's was ok
(20:30:16pm) · Ground|Zero · so is there a reasonable explanation for blind detting while afk?
(20:30:36pm) - (ShoOk)
(20:30:36pm) › Realname: bennett (~benjisatc@adsl-68-74-154-60.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net) · Internic Network
(20:30:36pm) › Channels: #xerreddemm, +#zealuniversal, @#damage.inc
(20:30:36pm) › Server: *.GameSurge.net (The GameSurge IRC Network)
(20:30:36pm) › Login: juutso
(20:30:36pm) › Idle: 1m 27s (Signon: 05/09/2006 @ 20:08)
(20:30:36pm)
(20:31:40pm) · Ground|Zero · so is there a reasonable explanation for blind detting while afk?
(20:33:14pm) · ShoOk · look i honestly dont care
(20:33:24pm) · ShoOk · ive told so many people the truth, but the truth sounds like an unlikely story
(20:33:26pm) · ShoOk · so w/e
(21:04:13pm) · Ground|Zero · so were you recording during this miraculous det your mom made?
(21:04:33pm) · ShoOk · i dont remember i can look but i dont think i was
(21:04:38pm) · ShoOk · i usually only record when i play solly
(21:05:42pm) · ShoOk · ah yes
(21:05:45pm) · ShoOk · i was
(21:05:51pm) · ShoOk · oh wait shit
(21:05:53pm) · ShoOk · thats offense
(21:06:59pm) · ShoOk · i dont think i was recording, i usually dont record when i play demo cause i suck at it
Session Close: Tue Sep 05 21:18:49 2006

Session Start: Tue Sep 05 21:22:43 2006
Session Ident: ShoOk
(21:22:43pm) Session Ident: ShoOk (~benjisatc@adsl-68-74-154-60.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
(21:22:43pm) · ShoOk · are you fighting to get me banned dude?
(21:23:12pm) · Ground|Zero · nope i simply dont like people that hack, be it 2v2 or matches
Session Close: Tue Sep 05 21:51:32 2006

GL in your retirement.

Edit: this is not meant as a flame, mearly fixing a misquoted statement i was accused of saying.

[Gogeta]

typical green, thats what you get for being so certain i bhopdll.

jk, that sucks man.

[juutso-]

WRONG - damn dude if your going to post logs atleast post what i really said. We were in vent (damn i wish i would have recorded that shit) cause you said very clearly your MOM hit your scroll button. You got called out by multiple players, cried and left then i was asked to send you a PM since you put that person on ignore. I sent you the pm and you opened the bottle by saying 'i dont autodet' so as a PLAYER of the game i in return asked questions. Was i professional? Simple answer NO, was i acting as an admin at that point in time interigating you? NO or i wouldnt have even been speaking with you about it.

Our conversation was player to player which carried over from ventrillo into PM.




GL in your retirement.

Edit: this is not meant as a flame, mearly fixing a misquoted statement i was accused of saying.



Hey a*hole i didnt make that up, you sent me 4 of those things as soon as i left vent. Dont play it off like you didnt just to try and make me look stupid. Think hard.

[juutso-]

typical green, thats what you get for being so certain i bhopdll.

jk, that sucks man.

did you not just flame me like 2 minutes ago on the extinction2.avi?

oracle doesnt remember me cause i trained with him as juutso- fyi.

edit: (incoming "your already dumb" +quote +reply statements)

[N4P4LM]

Dont play it off like you didnt just to try and make me look stupid.

he doesnt have to make you look stupid...you already look fucking dumb as a brick.

[decap]

my mom rubs my shoulders when i play, and she takes control of the mouse for conc aim purposes only, i dont anti conc i swear

[Ground|Zero]

Hey a*hole i didnt make that up, you sent me 4 of those things as soon as i left vent. Dont play it off like you didnt just to try and make me look stupid. Think hard.

Your right i have 2 logs with you, heres the 2nd

Session Start: Tue Sep 05 20:17:27 2006
Session Ident: shook
(20:17:31pm) · Ground|Zero · lolz autodet!
Session Close: Tue Sep 05 20:17:52 2006

Still not what you pasted, gl though and hope college life is good for you.

[juutso-]

Your right i have 2 logs with you, heres the 2nd

Session Start: Tue Sep 05 20:17:27 2006
Session Ident: shook
(20:17:31pm) · Ground|Zero · lolz autodet!
Session Close: Tue Sep 05 20:17:52 2006

Still not what you pasted, gl though and hope college life is good for you.

eh thats not what i got. but hokay i could be wrong, <- something i do admit to.

[Gurrg]

Why would he turn on autodet for one det, if he had other suspicious dets, i could see how his story would sound like total bullshit, but that's not the case. The case is that one det, where he went AFK and his mom hit the keys, i can see how this can happen. Sounds unlikely, but shit happens. So just think about that, why the hell would he turn on autodet (if he did hack...) for one piping of the flag.


Oh, GZ, no disrespect, but backspace is a wonderful thing.

[Capita]

rofl!

[Ground|Zero]

Why would he turn on autodet for one det, if he had other suspicious dets, i could see how his story would sound like total bullshit, but that's not the case. The case is that one det, where he went AFK and his mom hit the keys, i can see how this can happen. Sounds unlikely, but shit happens. So just think about that, why the hell would he turn on autodet (if he did hack...) for one piping of the flag.

[diSEMBOWELMENT`oq] if you zoom in and analyzy the pixels and measure the distance as the delta speed changes, you can easily tell when the pipes blow
[diSEMBOWELMENT`oq] and that distance is constant in most of your dets

dunno who disembowelment is but yeah...

[Fusion]

this is awesome.

so you mean this guy was in inc? and we had a huge thread about how they all had new steam ids? and he hacks? unbelieveable. let me go tell my mom.

[bayz]

rofl, i believe you dude. even if you did cheat you should be unbanned on the principle that your story is awesome. i laughed for a good five minutes.

also, i'm fucking disgusted with how ignorant and stupid league admins are becoming.

[Count]

this is awesome.

so you mean this guy was in inc? and we had a huge thread about how they all had new steam ids? and he hacks? unbelieveable. let me go tell my mom.

win

[juutso-]

dunno who disembowelment is but yeah...

ya he was making that up lol your a nubcake for agreeing with him.

[beano]

i dont think he was in inc at the time of the 12 pagers

[Ground|Zero]

ya he was making that up lol your a nubcake for agreeing with him.

I never said i agreed i was mearly pointing out the fact someone had said there wasnt only 1 suspicious det.

Once again, gl in college and your new CS clan.

[GuMbY]

I am currently typing this on my son's catacombs account (he is making brownies).

Love,
Gumby's Sexy Mother

[Redneck]

HAHA this is golden.

[Ke-]

Alright, this is too hilarious to even argue about. I still have the demo if anyone wants to see it pm me on irc and I'll gladly give it. #{ktp}

But, one thing needs to be cleared up:

THE GAME WAS NEVER PAUSED, THERE WOULD BE NO REASON FOR YOUR MOM TO THINK THAT THE GAME WAS FROZEN!




oh, and http://www.ugcleague.com/probationlist.cfm
I'm sorry I hacked before, if I could take it back I would. But i'm playing clean now so does that make it wrong for me to turn in a blatant hack?

[Thoth]

Just out of curiousity, aren't you the guy I talked to in a pub that said he was the "real" Nx^Freakle? You retired, decided to come back, saw there was a fake Freakle who was back in Nx, so you just started under a new name. That's what I was told, wish I took screenshots of all of it.

Or was that just someone aliasing as you. :rolleyes:

[juutso-]

Alright, this is too hilarious to even argue about. I still have the demo if anyone wants to see it pm me on irc and I'll gladly give it. #{ktp}

But, one thing needs to be cleared up:

THE GAME WAS NEVER PAUSED, THERE WOULD BE NO REASON FOR YOUR MOM TO THINK THAT THE GAME WAS FROZEN!





oh, and http://www.ugcleague.com/probationlist.cfm
I'm sorry I hacked before, if I could take it back I would. But i'm playing clean now so does that make it wrong for me to turn in a blatant hack?


HUH? are you a nub pie? were you even watching the same thing as everyone else? you can tell the game was paused #1, hell it even shows up in that stupid youtube avi they made. and if you have the demo look in console "-459|Tercel has unpaused the game." gg jesus.

edit: im well aware we played against you, so you should know very well it was paused, and tercel and gen will agree with me on that =/

edit edit: thoth i got no idea what your talking about rofl sorry bro.

[Repair Man]

if by some amazing miracle his story ended up by being true, that would be fucking AWESOME

[Ke-]

HUH? are you a nub pie? were you even watching the same thing as everyone else? you can tell the game was paused #1, hell it even shows up in that stupid youtube avi they made. and if you have the demo look in console "-459|Tercel has unpaused the game." gg jesus.

edit: im well aware we played against you, so you should know very well it was paused, and tercel and gen will agree with me on that =/

edit edit: thoth i got no idea what your talking about rofl sorry bro.
If the game was paused while "your mom was mashing buttons" then how could tercel have conced onto your pipes and you det them, and me watch it happen. Obviously I know what happened, it was my personal demo that was turned in. Maybe the game was paused at a different point but not right when you went afk and detted.

[Tercel]

edit: im well aware we played against you, so you should know very well it was paused, and tercel and gen will agree with me on that =/



rofl i wont agree with you on anything. you apparently forgot to turn your autodet off while you went afk and got caught.

sorry kid, next time dont stand in front of the lightning

[[RiCE]Doc.JF]

sucks man... i'd at least give you the benefit of the doubt, knowing your history. if it helps them sleep at night maybe you could just go on probation or something i dunno..

a story that creative can't be made up i don't think :O



maybe you could have your mom call an STA admin rofl

Doc

[juutso-]

If the game was paused while "your mom was mashing buttons" then how could tercel have conced onto your pipes and you det them, and me watch it happen. Obviously I know what happened, it was my personal demo that was turned in. Maybe the game was paused at a different point but not right when you went afk and detted.


AHH so your the one, ok well let me put it this way as far as i know everyone i talked to thinks your an idiot, looks like they are right. The game was paused, tercel unpaused it, then conced...and from what i see he ran around the pipes, also if you look at it he doesnt even get on the pipes if im correct he actually ran around them and it det, so what people have been telling me is that that really isnt at all an autodet...interesting.

and p.s. to tercel "kid?" so im a kid cause you got owned my mom? and now its autodet?

[Tercel]

this shit needs to get moved to the cesspool ASAP before i go chuck norris on this retards ass

[sd-]

hi tercel, stop saying kid btw

[wraithforger]

wow...just wow lol...i honestly don't know how to comment on this one

whats more fucked up is people from his own clan are ratting him out.. plague, everyone in tfc accuses u of hax, so u cant say shit bitch
and, don't worry...plague's time is coming very soon

[Thoth]

Well, even if you don't know what I'm talking about, I mentioned it back in July in a recruitment post you made.

http://forums.thecatacombs.net/showthread.php?t=88332

You're the only person on the tracker to use that name, and I specifically remember going back and looking up your ID after I left the server, just because the story was hilarious. I also pm'd freakle about it at the time to let him know someone was going around saying they were him, but I don't log irc. Maybe he does, who knows.

And looking back at your steamID, you've used his name in pubs, so /shrug.

Your story isn't really believable, but whatever, if you're innocent then good luck.

[juutso-]

Well, even if you don't know what I'm talking about, I mentioned it back in July in a recruitment post you made.

http://forums.thecatacombs.net/showthread.php?t=88332

You're the only person on the tracker to use that name, and I specifically remember going back and looking up your ID after I left the server, just because the story was hilarious. I also pm'd freakle about it at the time to let him know someone was going around saying they were him, but I don't log irc. Maybe he does, who knows.

And looking back at your steamID, you've used his name in pubs, so /shrug.

Your story isn't really believable, but whatever, if you're innocent then good luck.


ahh ya i see what your talking about, no bro i was just messin around with that name look at some of the others, i use lots of names for shits and giggles, but i would never play myself off as him... if you like the name freakle only showed up like once or twice. anyway sorry if you got that impression.

[Tercel]

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[Thoth]

Well whatever, its just what you told me in the pub that day or night, or whatever.

[CrAzY-HoOliO]

I would just like to welcome you to the club of banned hackers thank you good day. :)

[Karms]

and, don't worry...plague's time is coming very soon

say it aint so

[Blackout-dnb]

I thought you hacked and asked to have your demos pulled, but nothing came of it unfortunately.

[juutso-]

any time ive been asked for a demo ive given it.
Rab asked me for my vidars2 demo cause i played demo/solly for it. it was reviewed and was completely legit. so if anyone wants that just ask.

[LoSi]

i like to touch my self

[Hellsy]

I have a hard time believing that the stars aligned just right so that your mother believed your computer was froze and just happened to be mwheeldowning and typing (thus hitting 'h') when a video game screen is in front of her.

Most mothers would just hit 'Escape' forty times like an idiot.

Was your mother trying to use commands "Get me the hell out of this."

And randomly mwheeldowning! My mother, when she is on the computer, first thing she does is start spinning the mwheel. :rolleyes:

[Civil]

His mom use to play TFC. she was trying to win the match so she could hurry up and use the computer. The problem is that his mom is an ex-hacker and she got caught. So therefore when he gets banned instead of adding his name it will be "juutso-'s mom"

[cDD Crisis]

This would be more entertaining if I knew who either Tercel or Juutso was. All these weird people come out of nowhere.

HI THOTH.

[dakine`]

Send this bitch to the cellpool and let them go apeshit..

[Bubz]

Just a little comment. Just because your always cleared from your match demos and their always clean doesn't automatically dismiss you. You could just as easily cheat in 2v2's and such and then when its match time not cheat at all.

[Blackout-dnb]

Do you still have your demos from boths rounds of both matches vs iS? I'll come find you if you do

[juutso-]

Just a little comment. Just because your always cleared from your match demos and their always clean doesn't automatically dismiss you. You could just as easily cheat in 2v2's and such and then when its match time not cheat at all.

bubba? isnt that what you do? GZ has been trying to catch you for hacking forever, and everyone in ktp knows you hack but theres no proof of it cause you cover it up., so dont come in here saying that, when your the one who does it first hand...hipocrit.

p.s. blackout which map was that and league i keep them all organized.

[Blackout-dnb]

8/31/06 TFL 2a vidars 2
8/28/06 STA Silver mulch_trench

Both rounds for each if possible

[Bubz]

Yea you caught me. I'm the biggest hacker there ever was. You know why kTp hasn't found anything? Because there isn't anything to find. Sure I get a a couple random rockets around corners just like everyone else that plays the game. Go find someone else to accuse.

[QuAnTuM-woOdY]

and, don't worry...plague's time is coming very soon
For once I think both of us agree on something...

[fong]

who are these pEOPLEZ MILOS

[Milosenpotion]

:'(

[VERSE]

ya'll gonna get shook, by the shook himself niggaz

[Tercel]

This would be more entertaining if I knew who either Tercel or Juutso was.

im the juggernaut bitch!!! :cool:

edit: bubba is more legit than your mom will ever be Shook

[-=PoW=-Crimmy]

anyone who thinks bubba hacks is retarded, he so bad

[Pritz]

I think you shoulda just told the truth. Your mom accidently clicked a link in IRC that downloaded an autodet and then she activated it while trying to run Outlook Express.

That makes more sense to me.

[p0izon]

Gumby..

I want your sexy mother :p

[Black Hand]

come on guyz dont be nub pies

[bergenhell]

Dear Shook/juutso,

Since you are replying to everyone else's posts, I feel kind of left out. Napalm and I both made the same comment on the first page and you seemed to have skipped over it. I've never seen anyone think a computer is frozen and then scroll the mousewheel right off the bat. Usually they would shake the mouse first, and it's obvious your "mother" didn't shake the mouse (according to hltv).

Are you asking us to believe that your mother sat down and said "Oh wow fast moving graphics, I bet if I scroll this mousewheel I'll open Internet Explorer!" Is that what you're asking us to believe? Even if that's what she wanted to do, my mom can't keep the mouse perfectly still while putting her hand on it. Maybe it's all the canadian beer she drinks, or the heroine she does, but if I asked her to scroll the mousewheel she would move the mouse around at least a tiny bit first.

Please answer my question, seeing as how you're replying to everyone else's posts and not mine.

Sincerely,
Daniel Bergen


ps. you are a cheating sack of poop.

[juutso-]

Dear Shook/juutso,

Since you are replying to everyone else's posts, I feel kind of left out. Napalm and I both made the same comment on the first page and you seemed to have skipped over it. I've never seen anyone think a computer is frozen and then scroll the mousewheel right off the bat. Usually they would shake the mouse first, and it's obvious your "mother" didn't shake the mouse (according to hltv).

Are you asking us to believe that your mother sat down and said "Oh wow fast moving graphics, I bet if I scroll this mousewheel I'll open Internet Explorer!" Is that what you're asking us to believe? Even if that's what she wanted to do, my mom can't keep the mouse perfectly still while putting her hand on it. Maybe it's all the canadian beer she drinks, or the heroine she does, but if I asked her to scroll the mousewheel she would move the mouse around at least a tiny bit first.

Please answer my question, seeing as how you're replying to everyone else's posts and not mine.

Sincerely,
Daniel Bergen


ps. you are a cheating sack of poop.



ahh ok i see. apparently reading isnt your strong point. who said anything about a mousewheel detting the pipes. my mom didnt even touch the mouse, and immediatly after it happened i showed her how to alt-tab (shes new to computers), hence why after the det i was afk for like 3 minutes or w/e. Yes, i saw the det happen, No i didnt say anything my mother is a little more important than video game and she needed to do something.

[-=PoW=-Crimmy]

Dear Shook/juutso,

Since you are replying to everyone else's posts, I feel kind of left out. Napalm and I both made the same comment on the first page and you seemed to have skipped over it. I've never seen anyone think a computer is frozen and then scroll the mousewheel right off the bat. Usually they would shake the mouse first, and it's obvious your "mother" didn't shake the mouse (according to hltv).

Are you asking us to believe that your mother sat down and said "Oh wow fast moving graphics, I bet if I scroll this mousewheel I'll open Internet Explorer!" Is that what you're asking us to believe? Even if that's what she wanted to do, my mom can't keep the mouse perfectly still while putting her hand on it. Maybe it's all the canadian beer she drinks, or the heroine she does, but if I asked her to scroll the mousewheel she would move the mouse around at least a tiny bit first.

Please answer my question, seeing as how you're replying to everyone else's posts and not mine.

Sincerely,
Daniel Bergen


ps. you are a cheating sack of poop.

she obviously thought "h" would open internet explorer, stupid

[GoomZ]

ahh ok i see. apparently reading isnt your strong point. who said anything about a mousewheel detting the pipes. my mom didnt even touch the mouse, and immediatly after it happened i showed her how to alt-tab (shes new to computers), hence why after the det i was afk for like 3 minutes or w/e. Yes, i saw the det happen, No i didnt say anything my mother is a little more important than video game and she needed to do something.

YOURE AN IDIOT LOL

[CZ_]

ban him, dumbest story ive ever heard and my mom came and hit my keys and i killed someone as solly.

[LIDeadHead]

[diSEMBOWELMENT`oq] if you zoom in and analyzy the pixels and measure the distance as the delta speed changes, you can easily tell when the pipes blow

You sir are a true nerd. GG Encyclopedia Britanica guy.

LOL analyze the pixels & delta speed changes. Did you use Carbon dating as well ?

[dummy]

ahh ok i see. apparently reading isnt your strong point. who said anything about a mousewheel detting the pipes. my mom didnt even touch the mouse, and immediatly after it happened i showed her how to alt-tab (shes new to computers), hence why after the det i was afk for like 3 minutes or w/e. Yes, i saw the det happen, No i didnt say anything my mother is a little more important than video game and she needed to do something.

lol

so she just picked "h" out of all the keys?

[dys]

vault it.

[jsb]

ahh ok i see. apparently reading isnt your strong point. who said anything about a mousewheel detting the pipes. my mom didnt even touch the mouse, and immediatly after it happened i showed her how to alt-tab (shes new to computers), hence why after the det i was afk for like 3 minutes or w/e. Yes, i saw the det happen, No i didnt say anything my mother is a little more important than video game and she needed to do something.

I believe this man... er his mother. Not sure whos currently on the defensive. I DO know that everyone new to computers uses keyboard shortcuts to open everything and never touches the mouse. So I'm gonna side with him on this one.

A piece of advice sir... or mam. I work around computers all day and I have NEVER EVER EVER seen someone NOT grab the mouse when sitting down at a computer. EVER. I have NEVER EVER EVER seen someone think a computer is frozen and think pressing one key alone will fix it, let alone the H key.

In closing, I hope you'll see this is a completely retarded argument. I hope you'll keep it up though because I haven't really found anything postworthy on these forums in a VERY long time. You get my one post for the year. Kudos on the entertainment :)

[BardonRedDeath]

so um ya if your retiring can a clan recruit your mom sounds like she owns :D

[CZ_]

so um ya if your retiring can a clan recruit your mom sounds like she owns :D
she does lol

[|RES|Entreri]

You're = you are
Your = your


...hi Crisis, Thoth

[Thoth]

heya Ent, long time no talk :)

and Crisis, who I don't talk to on purpose :o

[leg]

Well, I'm sorry if this was mentioned before, but I think people should know all the facts so

http://forums.thecatacombs.net/showthread.php?t=90026

Anyway this is my first released avi. I tried to make it good quality and music etc. i did alright. Used logged lambert which i got from one of the sta admins for the dark areas and etc. Defense is pretty good but my Offense isnt entirely impressive some good stuff though i think. Anyway here it is tell me what ya'll think.

I don't mean to pass judgement, but you didn't need to download a hack to make an avi. :/

[derno]

i think we all would like to see a video of his mom saying that she owned him.

[[ELB]Azrael-]

She also happened to miss w, a, s, d, x, z, t, etc. Unless of course she was lucky enough to hit y or u immediately after detting your pipes, and hitting none of the before.

Anyway joking aside, give me your mother's cell phone number and I'll settle this.

[Rothschild]

re-create the scenario as best you can and see if he can show if what you are describing as the truth is even possible. remember necro making a video of him conced? the acusations were imediatly dropped. maybe i havn't read enough of this thread to be qualified for a valid assessment. but what makes the dispute admins think this guys got an autodet becuase of one instance. random shit can happen you know. i wouldn't ban this guy unless i had unreasonable doubt. sux you had to get your mom into this. maybe she can be part of the video? lol

[HurricanE]

neato. i come back and read the forums when havent played since mar/apr. this shit is funny.!

[xero]

I watched that video and there isn't an explanation for this other than autodet. The "it was my mom" excuse was pretty cute though.

Enjoy your ban, cheater.

[schwaBAM]

my mom rubs my shoulders when i play, and she takes control of the mouse for conc aim purposes only, i dont anti conc i swear
My mom used to do that.. minus the mouse\conc aim part.

She used to rub my shoulders before matches and be like "GET EM PIGEY!"

Oh yea, also.. I recall him saying he also has mouse wheel down bound as his det as well right? So whats to say she didnt grab the mouse and hit the wheel? Do you know how stupid computer illiterate people are? They will do nothing short of unplugging\replugging the computer just to get it to come back up.

[N4P4LM]

Oh yea, also.. I recall him saying he also has mouse wheel down bound as his det as well right? So whats to say she didnt grab the mouse and hit the wheel? Do you know how stupid computer illiterate people are? They will do nothing short of unplugging\replugging the computer just to get it to come back up.

watch the video, and use your brain. "his mom" doesnt happen to move the mouse at all, because in-game he doesnt look left/right or aim up/down. "his mom" doesnt happen to hit any key that is bound for movement, gren prime, jump, attack, weapon slots, etc. if any of you are gonna believe a story like this after watching the video and thinking about it for a minute, then you deserve to be playing with cheaters.

[doc]

Best story ever, lol. Idiotic, but amusing.

[zack]

rofl wow if sta doesn't bad this idiot....

[GoomZ]

rofl wow if sta doesn't bad this idiot....
yea they better bad this idiot

[VooDoo5three]

Dude, you could at least make the story a little more entertaining. How about…… It all started on a sunny afternoon, waving the mouse to and froe, playing as a demo mans in my most favorite game of team fortress classic. All the sudden, my mother stormed into the room, clothes tattered and torn, bruised and bleeding.

“OFF THE COMPUTER IMMIDIEATLY, DISASTER IS AT HAND!!” She exclaims.

On that note I quickly type to my companions in game: “Kind sirs would thoust mind to recess this fair match, so that I can see what evil is afoot?” After their agreement I hastily turned to my mother to see what the issue was. Out of no where a Libyan Infantry platoon storms through the door and begins to take fire at my mother and me! Thinking quickly, I put the movie “Sidekicks” with Chuck Norris in the VCR and watch the part where he shows Barry how to climb up the rope in gym class. This inspires me to round house kick the entire platoon with one fail swoop. Then Goro from mortal combat falls through the roof an starts growling and doing Goro things. My mom quickly remembers the masterful moves of Johnny Cage and delivers a spilt punch directly to Goro’s crotchular region. My mom stands up and tells me the moral of this whole story, is a hand in the tree, is worth 2 in the bush. While stoping to ponder this for a moment, Bob Barker pops out of the floorboards and hits the H key RIGHT as Tercel has unpaused the game and conced to the flag.

[Ground|Zero]

Dude, you could at least make the story a little more entertaining. How about…… It all started on a sunny afternoon, waving the mouse to and froe, playing as a demo mans in my most favorite game of team fortress classic. All the sudden, my mother stormed into the room, clothes tattered and torn, bruised and bleeding.

“OFF THE COMPUTER IMMIDIEATLY, DISASTER IS AT HAND!!” She exclaims.

On that note I quickly type to my companions in game: “Kind sirs would thoust mind to recess this fair match, so that I can see what evil is afoot?” After their agreement I hastily turned to my mother to see what the issue was. Out of no where a Libyan Infantry platoon storms through the door and begins to take fire at my mother and me! Thinking quickly, I put the movie “Sidekicks” with Chuck Norris in the VCR and watch the part where he shows Barry how to climb up the rope in gym class. This inspires me to round house kick the entire platoon with one fail swoop. Then Goro from mortal combat falls through the roof an starts growling and doing Goro things. My mom quickly remembers the masterful moves of Johnny Cage and delivers a spilt punch directly to Goro’s crotchular region. My mom stands up and tells me the moral of this whole story, is a hand in the tree, is worth 2 in the bush. While stoping to ponder this for a moment, Bob Barker pops out of the floorboards and hits the H key RIGHT as Tercel has unpaused the game and conced to the flag.


BEST STORY EVER!!!

[Tercel]

i think we all would like to see a video of his mom saying that she owned him.

or someone else please take it upon themselves to do some sort of humorous re-enactment

[Traitorious]

Even if you only use the right side of your keyboard, the wsad movements and setups are bound by default along with the arrows. So unless you unbound everything cept what u use, which I don't know why you would, it's like impossible to not hit a bound key while mashing the keyboard. I don't know who you are so I don't really care what happens but good luck!

[schwaBAM]

watch the video, and use your brain. "his mom" doesnt happen to move the mouse at all, because in-game he doesnt look left/right or aim up/down. "his mom" doesnt happen to hit any key that is bound for movement, gren prime, jump, attack, weapon slots, etc. if any of you are gonna believe a story like this after watching the video and thinking about it for a minute, then you deserve to be playing with cheaters.
Makes sense. I didn't watch the video.

[Gogeta]

this shit needs to get moved to the cesspool ASAP before i go chuck norris on this retards ass
you couldnt compare to the dirt under chuck norris' pinky nail

[Tercel]

you couldnt compare to the dirt under chuck norris' pinky nail

gogeta shouldnt you be looking through your xpress2k4 demos for a play when you actually kill someone

[nord]

fucking ban this scrub nobody, what a waste, figures he'd pose as other people too. typical.

[VooDoo5three]

Dude, you could at least make the story a little more entertaining. How about…… It all started on a sunny afternoon, waving the mouse to and froe, playing as a demo mans in my most favorite game of team fortress classic. All the sudden, my mother stormed into the room, clothes tattered and torn, bruised and bleeding.

“OFF THE COMPUTER IMMIDIEATLY, DISASTER IS AT HAND!!” She exclaims.

On that note I quickly type to my companions in game: “Kind sirs would thoust mind to recess this fair match, so that I can see what evil is afoot?” After their agreement I hastily turned to my mother to see what the issue was. Out of no where a Libyan Infantry platoon storms through the door and begins to take fire at my mother and me! Thinking quickly, I put the movie “Sidekicks” with Chuck Norris in the VCR and watch the part where he shows Barry how to climb up the rope in gym class. This inspires me to round house kick the entire platoon with one fail swoop. Then Goro from mortal combat falls through the roof an starts growling and doing Goro things. My mom quickly remembers the masterful moves of Johnny Cage and delivers a spilt punch directly to Goro’s crotchular region. My mom stands up and tells me the moral of this whole story, is a hand in the tree, is worth 2 in the bush. While stoping to ponder this for a moment, Bob Barker pops out of the floorboards and hits the H key RIGHT as Tercel has unpaused the game and conced to the flag.

I just about emailed that story to a bunch of people at work haha, I was typing it up in outlook so that it would look like i was doing work and it just about ended up getting sent to one of our distribution lists lol..... BANNED FROM WORK FTW!!

[Edy]

Whenever my mom needs the computer she always hits escape like 30 times, if she sees the quit button she does that asap. If she doesn't she just alt-tabs. She also shakes the mouse like a crazy person.


most blatant autodet ever


on a side note : This happened in a league (ugc 2v2)

sooo...

youll probably get banned in leagues

[agi|e]

(20:26:12pm) · ShoOk · that was totally my mom owning tercel there we no autodet involved
(20:26:44pm) · Ground|Zero · demo looks pretty convincing to me while your afk and detting with your back turned and in a pit, unless you got some type of amazing story of how thats possible?
(20:26:56pm) · ShoOk · there you go right there
(20:27:00pm) · ShoOk · you just contridicted yourself
(20:27:05pm) · ShoOk · my back was turned to the pipes
(20:27:11pm) · Ground|Zero · so?
(20:27:22pm) · Ground|Zero · autodet works that way as well, lol
(20:27:23pm) · ShoOk · AUTODET ONLY WORKS IF YOUR LOOKING AT THE PIPES
(20:27:26pm) · ShoOk · neg
(20:27:27pm) · Ground|Zero · WRONG
(20:27:30pm) · Ground|Zero · lolz
(20:27:32pm) · ShoOk · disputed already
(20:27:48pm) · Ground|Zero · dispute all you want, i can show you 3 diff hacks that work that way

Why would he have the older hack loaded? Isn't the newer one the one where you have to be looking at the pipes to det? The story seems unlikely but given the circumstances and only being one det it seems he shouldn't be banned for this IMO.

[Verty]

Soon enough the ban list will have more players than legit ones and be able to make their own league.

[Toastie]

is this demo/avi uploaded anywhere...

[Yukfo0]

just read the first post, I'd like to say
one
hundred
percent
bullshit
rofl

[Cent]

I just about emailed that story to a bunch of people at work haha, I was typing it up in outlook so that it would look like i was doing work and it just about ended up getting sent to one of our distribution lists lol..... BANNED FROM WORK FTW!!

hahaha

[N4P4LM]

is this demo/avi uploaded anywhere...

see the thread "Best mom in tfc?" in the cesspool

Why would he have the older hack loaded? Isn't the newer one the one where you have to be looking at the pipes to det? The story seems unlikely but given the circumstances and only being one det it seems he shouldn't be banned for this IMO.

if he's dumb enough to leave the auto-det on while he goes afk, then he's probably dumb enough to use an older version of the hack that's easier to detect.

[Tercel]

http://boaclan.net/boaclan@boaclan.net/milos-extinction2.avi

[Toastie]

his back wasnt totally turned, it was off to the side, so if it was opengl it wouldve been drawn and the pmtraceline likely still wouldve detected a player there.. looked borderline tho

[Ke-]

Edy: this wasnt in a league it was just a random 2v2.

agi|e: did you even view the demo?

[Telos]

I am debating whether this is my favorite excuse, or if leadmine's "I have a new mousepad" story is better

[agi|e]

Edy: this wasnt in a league it was just a random 2v2.

agi|e: did you even view the demo?

checking it now



http://shrapnelyogi.hypermart.net/ofire6.jpg

http://shrapnelyogi.hypermart.net/ofire7.JPG



Took these screenshots from the avi. He appears past his FOV for the most recent autodet to work since he is facing the button. This picture is the instant before the det in question. Maybe someone could test this position with the actual autodet loaded and see if it dets from this position.

If he had the older version then it could be autodet but I would like to see the newer version tested before this is checked out. I'm guessing also that the cheat admins have other ways to test for autodet using proximity measurements so if his dets were all the same distance from the targets this would indicate hacks also. I wouldn't think he would be banned on this single det by itself if he's never had issues before with cheating.

[dylan]

ahh ok i see. apparently reading isnt your strong point. who said anything about a mousewheel detting the pipes. my mom didnt even touch the mouse, and immediatly after it happened i showed her how to alt-tab (shes new to computers), hence why after the det i was afk for like 3 minutes or w/e. Yes, i saw the det happen, No i didnt say anything my mother is a little more important than video game and she needed to do something.


ur point is still null cuz i woulda been laughing my ass off on mic for the rest of the match

[Tercel]

ur point is still null cuz i woulda been laughing my ass off on mic for the rest of the match

which is exactly what me and kittyeater were doing.

[Ground|Zero]

Why would he have the older hack loaded? Isn't the newer one the one where you have to be looking at the pipes to det? The story seems unlikely but given the circumstances and only being one det it seems he shouldn't be banned for this IMO.

Actually there are a couple recent ones that have the option for FOV or prox.

[Jarek]

wow what the fuck is with everyone knowing so much about cheat updates

[unfy]

everyone poops err cheats

[agi|e]

Actually there are a couple recent ones that have the option for FOV or prox.

Why would anyone use just prox though? One blind det and you are caught instantly. Makes no sense.

[Hellz-Angel01]

Why would anyone use just prox though? One blind det and you are caught instantly. Makes no sense.

well given the other circumstances I think we can conclude that this person lacks any trace amounts of "sense"

i mean cmon calling everyone nubcakes and try to put the blame on everyone from admins to your mother... what do you expect?

[agi|e]

It's tough I agree. I'd still like to know if there's any way to test by proximity since this so far seems inconclusive. Is there a way to measure the distance from the player to the pipe when it dets? If so where would you measure from? Also seems unlikely but are there cheats that rotate the proximity of the dets so it's undetectable?

[MrSparkle]

Soon enough the ban list will have more players than legit ones and be able to make their own league.http://esl.edgz.com/spl/

[colin]

1 - if a demo exists of this round, has anyone watched it to see if he misses any dets?

2 - post your basic cfg. most people are unwilling to believe that your mom managed to hit the det key without hitting any key to make you move, crouch, jump, throw a grenade, use a speech bind, etc etc

[Tercel]

he didnt miss any dets the whole round...trust me. i was already suspicious before he detted me while afk, that was just the icing on the cake

[LoSi]

Running out of ways to run
I can't see, I can't be
Over and over and under my skin
All this attention is DOING ME IN!

FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD!
FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!
DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST!
DON'T GIVE ME A SHIT!
DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!

Picking through the parts exposed
Taking shape, taking shag
Over and over and under my skin
All this momentum is DOING ME IN!

FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD!
FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!
DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST!
DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!

You got all my love, livin' in your own hate
Drippin' hole man, hard step, no fate
Show you nuthin', but I ain't holdin' back
Every damn word I say is a sneak attack
When I get my hands on you
Ain't a fuck thing you can do
Get this cuz you're never gonna get me
I am the very disease you pretend to be

I am the push that makes you move


ps after that song cut your wrist cunt

[[RiCE]Doc.JF]

can i sue someone for giving me epilepsy via an avi? that offense stuff was way too fast lol

that and i started cracking up at the sd2 ramp because it reminded me of heart shaped spam :O

Doc

[agi|e]

he didnt miss any dets the whole round...trust me. i was already suspicious before he detted me while afk, that was just the icing on the cake

Please post link to demos and/or HLTV. I can host if you need it. I hang out in #nlv.

[Tercel]

Please post link to demos and/or HLTV. I can host if you need it. I hang out in #nlv.

i wasnt recording a personal demo unfortunately, i just recall that he didnt miss a single det, even when i conced in at full speed and strafed away at the last second

[Jarek]

dont worry guys, i am sure this was part of the logging cheat that a STA admin sent him for his avi, so if he actually was autodetting, sta admins would have logged him of course!

MAKES EPRFECTSA SENS EEEE

[[XtN]bona]

Stop the presses! I have new evidence!

http://www.gxnapa.com/mommynote.jpg

Really though. That is the most creative excuse I have ever read dude. Kudos to you for thinking that one up. You are gonna be a great fiction writer someday.

[bergenhell]

i can see it now.... "rofl nubcakes" is a future best-seller.

[konny]

you can make a Mary Kate and Ashley spin off movie:

Nub Pies in New York

[agi|e]

i wasnt recording a personal demo unfortunately, i just recall that he didnt miss a single det, even when i conced in at full speed and strafed away at the last second

There's clips from multiple angles in that avi. Somebody was recording. Are you saying there's only that 5 minute segment?

[Tercel]

There's clips from multiple angles in that avi. Somebody was recording.

HLTV and kittyeater were both recording

[free]

its hltv



beat

[smurph]

[INC]OMING ANOTHER 12 PAGES

i rofl'ed

[Deca-_x]

Really fun stuff. Good job everyone

[MidnightStalker]

Someone hosting the HLTV demo??

[juutso-]

he didnt miss any dets the whole round...trust me. i was already suspicious before he detted me while afk, that was just the icing on the cake


you mean the whole 2 dets before it? they were completely legit idiot. hence why im not getting banned. This thread should be closed it was all a mis understanding cause plague pretended i was getting banned. I already talked to the admins and they reviewed the demo and agreed the dets before hand were legit and there is not enough info to go off.

edit: im retiring anyway, people are to quick to judge anymore and i guess thats society for you, you have to judge everything as our culture does. Well TFC is a dead game and everyone thinks everyone is hacking. so im done with it.

[Ground|Zero]

I already talked to the admins and they reviewed the demo and agreed the dets before hand were legit and there is not enough info to go off.

Lets see logs of that conversation LOL :D

[Glue]

hi gz

[trip]

Anyone who believes this ridiculous story for even a single second should be sterilized, there are enough morons in the world already. Your story isn't just unlikely, it's more unlikely than getting hit by lightning, twice, while winning the lottery, and curing your own retardation at the same time.

I thought you were over TFC and retiring because your feelings got hurt after everyone was so quick to turn on you...

Well, now would be a good time to start that whole thing and stop posting. You got caught, just admit to it.

Real men don't bitch and complain when they get caught, they accept the consequences.

On that note...

Nixon > Clinton

~trippp

[Ground|Zero]

hi gz


Hi Glue how you doing today my bastard child from a drunken orgy :D

[Jarek]

bullshit, if you don't get banned for that i have lost all faith in STA

[Count]

tell your mom #clan_uk

[agi|e]

Session Start: Wed Sep 13 15:18:43 2006
[15:19] Session Ident ShoOk (~benjisatc@adsl-68-74-154-60.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
[15:20] <gr33n> you are a hacking faggot
[15:20] <ShoOk> so i admit to using an auto det
[15:21] <ShoOk> i was using the new one where you have to touch the flag before it dets but i got away with it
[15:21] <ShoOk> good story wasnt it
[15:21] <gr33n> im goin to turn in these logs
[15:21] <ShoOk> so go ahead im already cleared
Session Close: Wed Sep 13 15:26:32 2006

plus he came on vent last night and admitted it on vent that he did, ban the fag

Only problem is the players were killed before touching the flag. Check the avi.

[mafiaman]

soo how about the HLTV of the round so i can watch all the dets, i dont even see a link to the det in question, the story is plain bad but when i get a connection error, i slam my keyboard i dont wiggle the mouse around, anyway yea someone get that hltv.

[juutso-]

Session Start: Wed Sep 13 15:18:43 2006
[15:19] Session Ident ShoOk (~benjisatc@adsl-68-74-154-60.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
[15:20] <gr33n> you are a hacking faggot
[15:20] <ShoOk> so i admit to using an auto det
[15:21] <ShoOk> i was using the new one where you have to touch the flag before it dets but i got away with it
[15:21] <ShoOk> good story wasnt it
[15:21] <gr33n> im goin to turn in these logs
[15:21] <ShoOk> so go ahead im already cleared
Session Close: Wed Sep 13 15:26:32 2006

plus he came on vent last night and admitted it on vent that he did, ban the fag


rofl that was so made up, cause i definatly cant type that fast.
and my email is benjisatch. and thats not even my router ip. lol but nice try green

[Tercel]

why are you still posting shook. clearly everyone in these forums thinks you are retarded, and the only reason the thread has gotten this far is because no one has read such an idiotic story in their lives.

...or at least in a few weeks

[juutso-]

why are you still posting shook. clearly everyone in these forums thinks you are retarded, and the only reason the thread has gotten this far is because no one has read such an idiotic story in their lives.

...or at least in a few weeks

does it look like i care? lol im retarded for posting, but you just posted again as well? i bet your sitting there refreshing the page waiting for me to post. the games dead anyway why would i care what 15 people think... and im retired now, admins said im cleared, everyone's pissed, and thats typical so gg.

[Ke-]

does it look like i care? lol im retarded for posting, but you just posted again as well? i bet your sitting there refreshing the page waiting for me to post. the games dead anyway why would i care what 15 people think... and im retired now, admins said im cleared, everyone's pissed, and thats typical so gg.
I think he just used every caught hacker excuse in one post.

[unfy]

lolz!

[CrAzY-HoOliO]

LoLz!! indeed UnfacrE!

[unfy]

loltits and roflcock

[eminent]

dont know why im posting seems like this guy is getting enough attention already. first hand impression seems like a younger player who probably wouldnt be too afraid of taking a chance, seemed pretty quick to defend himself which somewhat tells me anyway theres some guilty doubt, usually the best is to atleast wait a bit you would think till the facts are out there. havent watched anything tho.

prosecution should call upon arod
nice post zack lol

[fong]

LOLZ hes really s0 kevin

[Dirky]

Yeah I believe you man.

My mom concs for me, its really not that unbelievable as everyone thinks.


Idiot.

[Toastie]

edit: im retiring anyway, people are to quick to judge anymore and i guess thats society for you, you have to judge everything as our culture does. Well TFC is a dead game and everyone thinks everyone is hacking. so im done with it.


......why would u quit because people think ur cheating them out when u 'know' you aren't... attaway to go out on your own terms

[fong]

Name: Shook (aka juutso)
Steam ID(s): 0:0:480857
Reason: Use of an auto-det in a public server
Evidence: http://www.ugcleague.com/files/evidence/shook.zip

tee heeeee

http://tfc.sta-league.org/

[MoonGuardian]

I stayed out of this thread till now.

God, what a good laugh.

[Edy]

on a sidenote, LifeDeliquent is banned from ugc 2v2 during probation for hacking lolz. bhop.dll is cool

[Tercel]

on a sidenote, LifeDeliquent is banned from ugc 2v2 during probation for hacking lolz. bhop.dll is cool

ironically, i was also a participant in the 2v2 lifedelinquent was caught hacking in

:cool:

[MrSparkle]

ironically, i was also a participant in the 2v2 lifedelinquent was caught hacking in

:cool:I want a list of people you currently play with :D

[slanty]

and, don't worry...plague's time is coming very soon

is that a threat? he hasn't played in months



crisis there are alot of new and un-funny people around here (namely the fire clan)

[VoteSatan]

bubba? isnt that what you do? GZ has been trying to catch you for hacking forever, and everyone in ktp knows you hack but theres no proof of it cause you cover it up., so dont come in here saying that, when your the one who does it first hand...hipocrit.

p.s. blackout which map was that and league i keep them all organized.

[22:27] .gr33n. can we use a ringer
[22:28] .gr33n. can we use a ringer
[22:29] .gr33n. its bubba

^in regards to mcxvi vs ktp STA match on monday.

That's all I'm gonna say about that.

[Telos]

is that a threat? he hasn't played in months



crisis there are alot of new and un-funny people around here (namely the fire clan)


I am pretty sure half the people in inferno have been around longer than you.

[MoonGuardian]

"the fire clan" oh, haha. what a good one. lols

[Rand]

I was thinking about asking for a tryout, but now, oh noes !

;)

[[=PR=]Renegade]

i swear i saw this same case on law and order last week.

[b-buddy]

maybe you could have your mom call an STA admin rofl

Doc

lol

[dramling]

why are we still talking about this?

EDIT: since i bothered to take the effort to find out why this guy's bein such a tool...
rofl that was so made up, cause i definatly cant type that fast.
and my email is benjisatch. and thats not even my router ip. lol but nice try green
that ip (change the - to .) links to your name and id, by saying your email IS benjisatch makes no argument AGAINST the identification because it says you are ~benjisatc@adsl-68-74-154-60.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net
seems to match up pretty well since it can only take so many letters, and being able to type 4 short phrases in a minute is quite easy. you fail.

[Ground|Zero]

Since someone else bumped this, i would like to ask: Did your mom bhop for you too?

Recently UGC investigated (and subsequently banned) Shook for using an autodet during a 2v2 pickup game. While conducting their investigation they asked him for a recent match demo so that they could compare his dets in the demo to the ones in the 2v2 pickup.
Shook cooperated and supplied them with a recent TFL 9v9 match demo of [INC] vs iS on Vidar2.

Upon reviewing this demo it was discovered that Shook was using a bunnyhop assist hook throughout both rounds and thus pursuant to TFL rules which strictly prohibit such hooks, Shook is now banned from playing in any TFL sanctioned match.

Shook may apply for probationary status at a later date if he meets the mandated criteria at that time.

Player name: Shook
STEAM_0:0:480857
Aliases: Juutso
Evidence: (see banlist)

We’d like to thank UGC League for bringing this demo to our attention.

-WingNut-
TFL Administrator

[Tercel]

GroundZero, you should know by this point that his mom is a platinum tfc player

[OhGr]

L O FUCKING L

[Edy]

lol

[Icarus]

hmmmmmm. Interesting

[-Dirby-]

rofl.

[q]

Im getting banned.

join the club