Should You Start a Band? SA has the answer.

[Ignatz]

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4089

28. I deserve wealth and fame because:

a. I’ve worked hard for it (-1)
b. Then I could devote my time and money to important causes, like Bono does (-10)
c. I’m really no dumber or more revolting than any other rock star (+0)
d. I want to build a life-sized replica of Michelangelo’s David out of cocaine, and then get enormously fucking high off it for years or until I die (+1)
Sorry, but I laughed pretty hard at this. The "Your Band Sucks" articles are usually good for a few chuckles.

[TheMOB]

10. My band’s bassist is named:


a. Something normal, like John, Amanda, Charles, or Kate (+0)
b. Christfuck Dahmer (-1)
c. I don’t remember due to his or her irrelevance (+1)
d. Flea (Automatic fail)

lol

[koruptid]

14. I would describe my band to the press as:

a. Punk, or some variant thereof (+0)
b. Metal, or some variant thereof (-50)
c. Fuck you, you fat journo faggot (+1)
d. _____-core (Automatic fail)
Wins.

[LunaticWithCandy]

I scored -77 :(.

"100 to -20 points: You’ll just have to settle for playing air guitar along with Aerosmith albums, you worthless hick. "

But I dispise Aerosmith, so fuck you SA.