Old Prank Calls - TFC

[hawk]

Does anyone remember the name of the guy a few years back who did several TFC related prank calls? If you have them it would be even better. Don't remember very much about them except for it was some guy prank calling a kid threatening to sniper him and something about rockets.. the words "montross motherfucker" and "you heard that cut by lil troy" is all I remember.

[Killjoy]

i really liked the one where the callers tried to sell a woman a sentry gun...manned by engineers...to put in her front yard. don't have them though =/

[Gogeta]

^ya, watchout for incoming scouts.

[Magus]

My cousin, phazex, did a few. One to a tool store, asking for a sentry gun and spanner. One to a construction company about rebuilding the 2fort bridge. A few others as well. I'll contact him today, see if I can find him.

[Magus]

I'm getting them from him now. Anyone have some webspace that I can put these on?

[hawk]

http://www.blurg.com/ ... thats an easy place to upload small stuff.

I talked to one of my other friends and the only two calls we could remember were one where he calls a kid and they argue and he says stuff like "I'm gonna sniper you." and "Meet me on Montross motherfucker." and then there was another call where he calls some guy who is a deputy supposedly and he says something about having sex with his wife and the words "shes a big ass bitch with little ass tits". Also we think they were posted by or they were made by someone named Lowtek? or Lowtech?

[Magus]

There was a clan, Lotek, who was probably capable of silly things like this.

[Lt.]

didnt whathisname do those

venom
from lotek

[KapuT]

I remember that, lol. funny stuff. as was the TFC songs/rap.

rofl and giglios rl bhop video was pretty funny at the time.

[grens]

lol if anyone has that one killjoy is talking about, upload it. pretty funny

[dakine`]

Mag I have webspace, find me

[Magus]

Here we go:

Sentry Gun Installment: http://1.blurg.com/dl/050086200llment.mp3

Half Life Harassment: http://1.blurg.com/dl/015680900ssment.mp3

Sentry Gun Conversation: http://1.blurg.com/dl/039618700nconvo.mp3

They Captured Our Flag: http://1.blurg.com/dl/010957100heFlag.mp3

TFC Weapons Chat: http://1.blurg.com/dl/061445300nsChat.mp3

The weapons chat is long but nice, I like the flag one best. If anyone wants to upload these somewhere nicer, that'd be swell.

[Phazex3375]

lol i remember these
(not me who did them dont give me any credit of any sort)

[Magus]

name stealing son of a bitch! =)

[Killjoy]

fuckin' awesome magus! i'm having probs downloading them though...anyone else? getting page not found

edit: seems i just had to retry a few times - downloading now

edit: lmao...love these, so good.

[[MsA]Led.se]

haha im calling from black mesa, its near 2fort and rock2. rofl

[bewm]

lol I just remember photek9 I think it was.

[grens]

those are pretty fucking funny. anyone have the one that killjoy is talking about. the one where he calls this woman saying he can build a sg and a dispenser to stop incomming scouts from entering her property

[Killjoy]

I think I heard it when I listened to them all last night - it's one of the files magus uploaded

[Gr8Shot]

it's the flag one that was posted

http://1.blurg.com/dl/010957100heFlag.mp3

i rememeber venom doing prank calls on vent for us during the lotek times. ahh those were nice.

[Magus]

someone put these on better webspace.

[Killjoy]

here's a megaupload link, it's all i can do

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OIXBPXWZ

[post-mortem]

i am laughing so fucking hard right now


here in 2fort we dont have a fax machine we only have roger wilco

[Magus]

"Hi, my name is uh... HWGuy. I think this guy MassacrE has was wall-hacking or something, I think he took my flag."

"Where are you? We're in Pennsylvania, I think you should find some place closer." "I'm in Black Mesa Laboratories." "In Arizona?" "Near 2fort and rock2." "Where are you?" "... Arizona."

damn that lady is good.

[post-mortem]

what state.... team fortress

[grens]

"i would like it blue" "what color" "blue" "what?" "BBBBBBLLLLLLLue"

[hawk]

I found all of them:
http://www.hokieticketplan.com/photek9.zip

List of the tracks:
1. Chino: funny stuff - lots of one liners, some tfc stuff at the end.
2. Microsoft Internet Service: good stuff
3. Taco Bell: Calls a Taco Bell, talks to the little chihuahua
4. Windstar: Ask to be put back on hold
5. Wife: Calls to talk to Sandy - husband answers
6. Store: Asks to have a porno and a jergens lotion delivered to his house
7. Pickup Game: Sleeping guy is called about a pickup game
8. Chino2: Not as funny
9. Elite Cafe: calls a place called the "Elite Cafe"
10. TFC friend's sister: self explanitory
11. MSN Online: one of the best - British Guy gets pissed
12. AOL Online: cliche, but still good
13. Some random calls - gets hung up a lot on.
14. Demolition: asks to get his ex-girlfriends house demolished (detpack reference)

[Dogysamich]

hhhhhhooooooolllllllyyyyyyyy ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt

Wow. I thought this would be like, lame. Man I was wrong.

This stuff is classic.

[DarthGreg]

With all this hype I'd better not be let down!

[ArmoredBullet]

"can you put like... fat" hahahaha